This morning’s 50 Shades of Cray caused a lightbulb to go off over our heads this morning. In one hand, we had a story of an invention to help guys aim their pee in the potty; in the other hand, we had a story of a woman who was breastfeeding her baby while driving a moped. Why isn’t there something that can do both?
We thought, maybe we could take the Pee Straight‘s design and turn it in a breast pump that could reach the backseat. The hands-free design would keep both hands on the wheel and hungry kids safely restrained.
But what would we call it? John’s suggestion of “Speed N’ Feed” might be the best one yet.