The great state of Florida is always ripe with fresh stories of cray, and this one is no different. Jarvis Sutton of St. Petersburg, Fla. was arrested for abuse of the 911 system. The 34-year-old man called 911 operators 80 times asking for “Kool-Aid, burgers, and weed” to be delivered to him.
Instead of receiving a delivery, it was Sutton who was delivered by officers to the Pinellas County Jail. However, the cray does not end there!
According to the Huffington Post, the arresting officers noted that Sutton was chewing on the foam attached to the metal caging in the back of the police car. Worst case of munchies ever!