Oh, irony. A police officer in Indianapolis named “J. Burger” was called to a domestic disturbance involving, of all things, hamburger meat.
A man and woman had begun fighting because the man had taken too much hamburger meat for his tacos while making dinner. The taco brawl escalated to the man pushing taco meat into the woman’s face.
When Officer Burger arrived on the scene, the woman was complaining of her eyes burning from the taco sauce in her eyes. Paramedics were called to the scene to flush hot sauce out of her eyes.