It’s always easy to give gifts to those we love, but what should we give those people that we we just can’t stand. Gawker.com has come up with a short list of gifts to give people that you wish hate.
On the first day of Christmas, give your enemy: a Self-Help book or a work out DVD
If you want to make it clear just how much you really dislike someone, this is the obvious dig. Bonus points if you give a diet book.
Another thing at Christmas to give those you abhor: something to remove their hair
Give your foe a hair-removal gadget. Giving a woman a nose-hair trimmer will really get under her skin.
Another Christmas gift to give that awful fool: A book your read in Junior High School
This one flies under the radar. It seems nice at first, until the message gets across that you don’t think this person can read above an 8th grade level. Another great choice would be anything off the “…For Dummies” list.
A truly awful gift to those you despise: A subscription to a dating website
Reserve this for the that person who is the lowest of the low on your list. It’s truly awful.
A final thing at Christmas to give your enemy: A subscription to a bad magazine
Is your foe allergic to cats? A subscription to a cat magazine may be just the thing. If your rival is a single woman, give her a wedding magazine and add a note about you think this might be her year.